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March 2, 2007

Deacon took back his chair with no quibble
But at the counter he started to dribble
the assistants were good
but not even they could
when he shat
quite contain a big giggle

The curious Joey the Deacon,
mumbled to the clairvoyant “please speak on”
and as Joey sighed
the gyppo he tried
not to predict his future a bleak one



March 2, 2007

there was a young speng from mleh,
who couldnt sans plent for a bleh,
so vijit spoke next
and attempted to vex
the speng with an onslaught of B L E H , blehbleh.